So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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