this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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