Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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