is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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