I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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