just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Farmville is her only friend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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