The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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