Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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