I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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