can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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