I hate your face
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
a search helicopter?!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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