This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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