I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
