i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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