so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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