Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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