i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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