But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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