A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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