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..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
