We won't sleep together?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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