going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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