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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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