Are we in a gay sports bar?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
They have beer where we have blood.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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