I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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