You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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