why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
there's paper in my vomit.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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