how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ladies don't puke and tell
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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