YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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