btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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