i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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