your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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