Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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