Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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