I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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