yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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