At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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