I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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