You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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