Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We're too hungover to prance.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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