I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
