I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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