Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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