New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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