Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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