Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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