When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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