just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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