if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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