does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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