This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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