I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
