5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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