question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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