She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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